WWE Hell In A Cell 2014 review - What in the Hell?!

Hell In A Cell 2014 - Review

So this past Sunday was WWE's yearly annual Hell In A Cell PPV. And I have to give the WWE  credit for some of the things that they have done. In the past few years - each and every single time the Hell In A Cell structure was being used in a match as a part of that PPV it really didn't need it as the feud should not have culminated {or even worse begin..} with a Hell In A Cell. 

Even though out of the two HIAC matches that were featured on the show we have gotten one of these type of matches this year - the second one really needed the cell - and of course I am talking about Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose.

This match had it all in the lead to it: A great storyline - the best of the year in my opinion {and Daniel Bryan fans you can take him vs the authority and shove it up your @$$} , it featured two young lions hungry for a main event spot. In fact this was their first 1 on 1 match that main evented a WWE PPV. You want more statistics about it? It's the first match to feature 2 guys who had never won a world title in a PPV main event since The Rock vs Mick Foley at Survivor Series 1998 {!} and even that match that match was fr the Vacant WWF Championship - just for the historical point: the last time 2 guys that have never won a world title fought in a WWE PPV main event and they were not celebrities {WM 11: Lawrence Taylor vs Bam Bam Bigelow} and the match between them was not for a world title was at King Of The Ring 1994 between "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Jerry "The King" Lawler {AWA World title is not a recogenized worl title}. This is only the 3rd time in history that 2 guys that both are under the age of 30 main evented a WWE PPV {the previous 2 times: Undertaker vs Undertaker - Summer Slam 1994 & Undertaker vs Yokozuna - Survivor Series 1994}.

So with all that you can just know that it's something special.But it is not the end.This feud was great and here is it's highlights:

- Rollins turns on Ambrose {and Reigns} and breaks up The Shield.

- Ambrose starts to hunt Rollins and after then latter wins Money In The Bank he promises to not let him cash in that briefcase.

- Rollins defeats Ambrose via a forefit at Battleground as a result of the Authority kicking him out of the building that night. Then Ambrose returned to the building and attacked Rollins.

- At Summer Slam the 2 fought in a lumberjack match that ended with Rollins winning after a fight between the lumberjacks and Dean occured and allwoed him to capture the win.

-The night after that on Raw - Rollins defeated Ambrose in a Falls Count Anywhere match where in it's aftermath he curb stomped him threw cinder blocks - and wrote him off TV for a month to film a stupid WWE studios movie..

- At Night Of Champions Dean returned to answer an Open Challenge by Rollins and attacked him with the old fashion way when you saw him going out of a cab and running to the ring and destroys Rollins.

-Then Ambrose went on to dismental the authority in particular Rollins for the weeks leading up to Hell In A Cell with stealing the MITB briefcase only to make it explode at Rollins face when he gave it back to him. A hotdog stand thrown on Orton and Kane and the "Robin Hood" moment when he threw ketchup and mustard on them and hitting Rollins in the nuts with the winnies and so much more...

Then we arrived to this big match. The match that should have cemented the place of these 2 guys at the top of the mountain for the years to come - and what WWE did.. can be described in one word HELL!

So that is what happened:

Vince and Kevin Dunne {in his bunny suit while s***ing vince's cock} watched the WWE network for only 9.99$ {wake up this is not a catch phrase pepole are just laughing at you WWE} and decied that the match at Hell In A Cell is going to be booked like that:

They saw the great Taker vs Mankind match at KOTR 98' and decided: Ambrose and Rollins are going to do a bump off the cell. But they did it in such a half ass lame way off of the middle of the cell that it reminded me more of the Vince bump at VDM 99' with Austin only that the Vince's jump was better.

Then they needed to sell it out like both were injured harldy so they brought strechers {WTF!} to play. Bravo ! WWE you did it again you're the smart guys and we are stupid. Because both man never took a bigger beating before. You know what ever..

Then after that they actually start the match and you know what.. Ambrose and Rollins really gave their all here:they used tables & chairs & screwdrivers  ven the cell structure itself {when did you know - you can you the cell in a Hell In A Cell match!}. And then for some stupid reason they got Kane into the picture when he sprayed Ambrose over with a extinguisher. And that is without talking about the stupid involvment of Mercury and Nobel on top of the cell before the match started..but I should not start talking about that..

And then the end came and you really hopped to finally see a finish to this story and end it all.But the WWE ruined it too. 

They had Bray Wyatt come out after the lights went out and attack Ambrose allowing Rollins to capture the cheap win. You know what? The only nice thing in that was the hologram out of the ring that was a nice gimmick but you can clearly see that during the time the booking team and Vince watched Kane's debut at 97' and thought - how we can do it in a half ass way with a return of Bray Wyatt?

And here is your answer guys. And I know most of you like I do want to see Ambrose vs Wyatt.. But seriously WWE will do their best to destroy that compelling story as well.

The least they could have done is do it after the match or wait with it to the next night on Raw.

But WWE knows what to do wrong and how to do it better than anyone.

Now I know this is supposed to be a full PPV review but you know what - the WWE pissed me so much with the way they made this match half @$$..so I am going to do the same with that review because they pissed me off for real this time!!